at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
self-respect is my respect for myself
i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up
Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks
im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
*filling out audition form*
"are you comfortable portraying a homosexual onstage?"
"are you comfortable portraying a person of the opposite sex onstage?"
"are you comfortable cross-dressing onstage?"