Schrodinger’s Douchebag: One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
MOVING THIS INTO CIRCULATION IMMEDIATELY.
Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
LOOK AT ALL THOSE SQUIGGLES!
dear doctor who fandom
we cordially invite you to join us on the floor crying
we’re here for you
with love, the supernatural fandom
expectations of summer:
going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer:
moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog